Battle of the Sexes

As Scooby-Doo would say, “Rut Ro.” That’s exactly what I’m thinking now as I see how fit my wife has become as a 40-year-old mother. She and her friends are ridiculously fit and it scares the hell out of me. Fit moms are putting the fear into guys like me, the “Unfit Dads.” We’re doomed.